"I never realize how much I like being home unless I’ve been somewhere really different for a while."

"Think of what a better world it would be if we all - the whole world - had cookies and milk about 3 o’clock every afternoon and then lay down with our blankets for a nap. Or if we had a basic policy in our nations to always put things back where we found them and cleaned up our own messes. And it is still true, no matter how old you are, when you go out into the world, it is better to hold hands and stick together."

"Well, I saw you with your hands above your head spinning around, trying not to look down but you did, and you fell hard on the ground then you stumbled around for a good ten minutes and I said I’d never
seen anyone look so dumb before and you laughed and said, “I still know how to turn you on though.”
And I probably forgot to tell you this, like that time when I forgot to tell you about that scar. Remember how uncomfortable that made you feel? See, you’re not what I expected but you’re the only one who knows how to handle me and you’re such a great kisser and I know that you agree. I hope you can forgive me for that time when I put my hand between your legs and said it was small, because it’s really not at all. I guess there’s just a part of me who likes to bring you down just to keep you around because the day that you realize how amazing you are, you’re going to leave me. You’re the only one who drags me kicking and screaming through fast dreams, you’re the only one who holds my hair back when I’m drunk and get sick, you’re the only one who knows exactly what I mean."